Have you ever woken up from a nap feeling exhausted? How about with pangs of regret? Or craving a cigarette? Looking for your socks? No? Well, neither has Louis C.K. The lovable curmudgeon was as persuasive as ever on this subject when he visited The Tonight Show and explained to Jimmy Fallon why he thinks naps are better than sex.

Before you tear your Louis C.K. poster off the wall for having the gall to even utter such blasphemy—because let’s face it: nothing is better than sex—hear the man out. After the audience’s boos faded, the comedian explained that a nap is better than sex simply because the success rate is way higher.

“There’s never mixed results with a nap,” he joked. “Sex is good but there’s like a, you know, like, you never take a nap where afterward you’re like, ‘Ugh, I probably shouldn’t have taken that. That was a bad idea. That’s gonna be a problem later that I took that nap. Can’t go back to that restaurant now. Now I have a bump on my penis’.”

While we definitely appreciate what C.K. is saying, we’ve found something better than both sex and naps: the post-sex nap. What a concept. Watch C.K. wax poetic above, and catch more of his musings on life when his standup special 2017 hits Netflix on April 4.