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Man Has Sex with Cars, Says He Lost His V-card to a VW Beetle

Man Has Sex with Cars, Says He Lost His V-card to a VW Beetle: itv.com

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You never forget your first time.

For Edward Smith, it happened at age 14 when, one fateful night, he walked over to his neighbor’s driveway and fucked a Volkswagen Beetle.

According to the Daily Mail, Smith told U.K. show “This Morning” that prior to nailing the Bug, he had looked at cars the way many of us came of age devouring all the porn we could find.

Smith says the night he decided to take his sexual adoration of cars to the next level, It “woke something up” inside of him. Since then, he’s banged more than 700 cars and has even dabbled in larger machinery like airplanes and helicopters.

But now he’s settled down. Smith says he’s now with the “love of his life,” a Beetle he’s named Vanilla. But they’re in a sort of open relationship. Smith also likes to get weird with an Opal GT dubbed Cinnamon and a 1993 Ford Ranger he calls Ginger.

He says Vanilla is “very forgiving” of his relationships with other cars and doesn’t get jealous.

Smith is known technically as a mecaphile, which is a person who is sexually interested in cars. Seriously. It’s a thing.

So how does one go about making love to a car?

For Smith, no penetration is involved. “It’s hugging and holding the shape of the car close to me and talking to it a little bit,” he says. Then, he snaps one off next to the car.

Kind of makes you think about those dudes you knew in high school who seemed so in love with their car that they might want to have sex with it, doesn’t it?

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