I feel like if you tell a person you have two dicks, a common comment has to be something like, “Dude, you should totally write a book about that! I’d read it!”

So the man with two dicks, who goes by “DoubleDickDude” or “Diphallic Dude”, wrote an e-book called Double Header: My Life with Two Penises. You can cop it right now on Amazon for $7.99

In a recent interview with “Rolling Stone,” the anonymous bisexual man with the genetic phenomenon told us why he decided to come out with a book a year after revealing himself to the world in a famous Reddit AMA:

“Really, it just stuns me almost a year later that people are still reaching out to me. So I thought I should put a book together and use that to answer questions; but also give voice to people who might feel lost in the cracks. Even today bisexual people like myself are given more grief than you’d realize. We’re still ‘confused’ or 'cowards,’ 'too afraid to admit we’re gay.’ Which is a load of crap.”

And why does he maintain his anonymity?

“The best way and easiest way to explain it is like this: If Superman revealed to the world he was Clark Kent, he would never ever be left alone,” says Diphallic Dude. “Anyone he cared for would be scrutinized and a target. Anywhere he went, people would know who he was and have expectations of him. He would have no 'alone’ time and no freedom. If I went public and on camera, from that moment on I’d be the guy with two dicks, not me. My neighbors would know the guy with two dicks lived next door. The butcher at the grocery store would know, the girl at the drive-thru would probably find out. I’d never be able to do anything the same way again. I’d get asked to take them out and show them to people randomly. That’s not a cool idea if you ask me.”

Diphallic Dude also reveals to Rolling Stone that he has had more than a thousand sexual partners. He often uses both penises at the same time.