Last week was not a good week for the Detroit Lions. Ndamukong Suh and Nick Fairley, the team’s star defensive linemen, both signed with new teams in free agency, as did running back Reggie Bush. And so while the fans were wallowing in their losses, Lions QB Matthew Stafford probably didn’t mind since he’s engaged to a beautiful former cheerleader named Kelly Hall.

Hall absolutely fits the definition of a WAG, and she threw an amazing bachelorette party to celebrate the end of her single life. A bunch of girls in bikinis were involved, so it seems like everyone had a wonderful time.

And then this happened #hallpass4415

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Once a cheerstar, always a cheerstar. #godawgs #HALLPASS4415

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Comin at ya cheetah! Officially strippers! #hallpass4415

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Naked ass grabs #hallpass4415 #wetrepublic

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#hallpass4415 Kelly’s getting married!!!!

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❤️❤️ Yesterday wet republic, today encore. #HALLPASS4415

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Official hallpass for this girl #vegas #hallpass4415 #penthouse

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Celebrating my night 1 winnings on my new purp couch! #blackjackqueen #hallpass4415

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Been kicking it since ‘01 🏀 for life. #HALLPASS4415

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Vegas baby #roomies #hallpass4415

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#hallpass4415 has officially begun!!

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Before you start feeling jealous for Stafford, remember he plays on the Lions. Wouldn’t you rather play on a good team that makes the playoffs than have a really hot wife?

Actually, we’d probably take the hot wife.


Joseph Misulonas is an editorial assistant for Playboy.com. As a Bears fan, he’s required to mention that Jay Cutler has a really hot wife as well. He can be found on Twitter at @jmisulonas.