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Judge Punishes Couple for ‘Animalistic’ Sex at McDonald’s Drive-Thru

Via Flickr user [Elliott Brown](https://www.flickr.com/photos/ell-r-brown/6922605812).

Via Flickr user Elliott Brown.

A couple in Swansea, Wales, pleaded guilty to a charge of “lewd, obscene and disgusting nature in a public place” after being accused of committing various sex acts at a McDonald’s drive-thru.

My source for this article already made an “I’m lovin’ it” comment, so I’ll take my stupid joke old school: Talk about “food, folks, and fun.”

I’m sorry.

The incident, which took place last May, occurred just a few feet from restaurant employees in full view of CCTV cameras. Footage of the couple was later shown in court, which I’m sure was completely necessary.

Witnesses claim the couple became angry after a delay and began honking their horn and shouting at staff. According to the prosecutor, the woman then “put her hands into [the man’s] lap” before performing oral sex while his legs dangled from the car’s window. In return, the man performed an act of “digital penetration” on the woman.

As gross as this may have been to witness, it’s far less disgusting than those little hard chucks you sometimes find in a Chicken McNugget. What the hell are those things?!

The woman, who initially claimed she was just reaching down to pick up a spilled ashtray, agreed to a 9:00 p.m. curfew for four months. The man agreed to attend rehab for alcoholism.

“You turned yourselves and your car into a human zoo,” Judge Paul Thomas said while handing down his sentence. “Your animalistic lust led the two of you to abandon any shred of decency and self respect.”

No “self respect”? Wow. Lay off, buddy. It’s not like they ordered a McRib.

(Sources: The Telegraph, Death and Taxes Mag)

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