Maybe I’m the weird one, who knows? It’s just that, I like my women to look like actual human women. That’s just my personal preference. Some guys are only attracted to red-heads, other guys have a thing for muscular women. Me, I’m less interested in the specific details like that. My top priority is mainly that the woman is a real, living person.

That’s why I don’t really understand the doll look. You’ve probably heard of Valeria Lukyanova, the Russian model who’s gone through extreme lengths to look like a Barbie doll.

Well, there’s a new weirdo Barbie-look-alike in town, and she claims that, unlike Lukyanova, her look is completely natural and surgery-free. This is going to do quite a number on Valeria Lukyanova’s already messed up self esteem. Let me introduce you to Angelika Kenova.

The 26-year-old Russian model (her Instagram says 24, and that won’t be the last fact about her I’m skeptical about) boasts a 20-inch waist and a 32E bra size. She claims she’s 100% natural. Things get even weirder when we take a look at her personal life. Angelika claims that she’s been treated like a princess since birth, with her parents still choosing her wardrobe, managing her diet, and keeping her on an exercise regimen. She isn’t even allowed to see boys without her mom accompanying her. She told the Daily Mail, “I’m not even allowed to buy clothes without my mum there – she likes to choose attire that clings to my figure and emphasize my good features. My mum likes to choose attire that clings to my figure.”

Quick reminder: this is a 26-year-old woman.

Angelika doesn’t just resemble a Barbie. She literally lives the life of a doll. The whole thing is very strange and gives me the weirdest boner.