A few weeks back, we (the collective Internet) mocked an aspiring rapper who wrote a song supporting Ben Carson. In the interest of equal time, it’s time to mock this rap by First Lady Michelle Obama telling kids to go to college.

Jesus Christ.

Yeah, I know it’s for a good cause (I guess), and I know the idea of the FLOTUS “rapping” is a joke (she’s standing next to SNL’s Jay Pharaoh). But that doesn’t make it any easier to watch or hear.

Besides, if you’re a high school student who is on the fence about going to college, and this video is what inspires you to go, you probably don’t have the grades to get accepted.