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Miley Cyrus Finally Figured Out a Way to Show Her Nipples on Instagram

Miley Cyrus Finally Figured Out a Way to Show Her Nipples on Instagram:

Miley Cyrus seems like a crazy fun time. Hanging out at her pad would likely include activities I’ve never experienced or even considered, like seasoning breakfast cereal with a spice rack of different crushed-up pills or building a treehouse out of driftwood pieces that all look like dongs (fastened together by lacy panties of course).

Most importantly, it’d likely include a lot of us figuring out how to show the masses her nipples, as was the case with her recent topless Instagram post (which you can see in all its reflective glory here).

See, she even likes science experiments! But it could go farther. There could be even more ways to show fans the goods. I’m talking reflecting her breasts in shattered mirrors (which we’d assemble like a dystopian puzzle because we’re edgy) and shiny helmets (which we’d wear on our tandem bicycle rides). There’s plenty of colored reflections around.

I mean, there’s gotta be more color in Miley Cyrus’s home than there was in the careers of Jackson Pollock and Joan Miró. Her party palace looks like the girl on the cover of Duran Duran’s Rio came to life and got too high watching Death to Smoochy before decorating the joint, and I’m in. I’m so in. How does one apply for friendship with Miley Cyrus? Are they expected to send a topless photo with their application, even if they’re a 6’4” male who dresses like a drunk eighth grader? Asking for a friend.

Sage-N w MuMu

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fri-namaste 💜💙💚💛❤️

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It’s almost Friday yallllll!!!!

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Geeking out over some bad a$$ newzzzz I just got from @guskenworthy ❤️❤️❤️ @happyhippiefdn

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