If you don’t know who Miranda Kerr is, then I pity you. To think you’ve gone your entire life not knowing that this former Victoria’s Secret model exists is almost too sad for me to bear. It’s like if you met someone who had never seen a painting by Michelangelo or Renoir. Their life just isn’t complete without seeing them.
You’re probably thinking I’m being hyperbolic. But I’m not. Miranda Kerr is a piece of art and we should thank our respective deities everyday that we’re allowed to gaze upon her beauty. And we should also thank Miranda for taking part in photoshoots like the one she did recently for Harper’s Bazaar Australia. Just take a look at these pics and try to tell me this woman isn’t one of the sexiest women alive:
If only she wasn’t dating that douchey founder of Snapchat. Then she’d be absolutely perfect.
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Joseph Misulonas is the Girls co-editor for Playboy.com. He can be found on Twitter at @jmisulonas.