I don’t know why Miss America even exists anymore. At least not when Miss BumBum takes place on the same planet? It’s like comparing apples to oranges. Actually, it’s like comparing nice, plump, round peaches to old, wrinkly raisins. What is Miss BumBum, you may ask? Oh, it’s only the best thing to come out of Brazil since Adriana Lima. Basically it’s a beauty contest, only with an emphasis on the backside, which for whatever reason tends to be extra excellent in Brazil. Don’t believe me? Here, meet the contestants:
And your esteemed winner, Daiana Nogueira!
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