Congratulations Olivia Jordan! You are 2015’s Miss USA, joining a long line of prestigious previous winners like… umm… the one in the bikini, the blonde girl (?), and the lady who wore that sash with a state name on it. You know, all the legends!!
Actually, odds are that you missed the Miss USA pageant this year, since it was pulled from network television thanks to Donald Trump’s recent controversial remarks. It was on Reelz, though. I’m not sure how many readers are die-hard fans of the Reelz channel, but I assume it’s not an astounding number. Regardless, the real story here is that Olivia Jordan exists.
The 26 year old from Tulsa who graduated from Boston University in 2011 is the now the 64th Miss USA. Since I have no knowledge of Miss USA, I can neither confirm nor deny her abilities in beauty pageants. I do, however, have two working eyeballs, and I can pretty confidently tell you that her Instagram is the best of all 63 previous winners.
ONE MONTH COUNTDOWN! 😳✨👑 #MissUSA #RoadtotheCrown #Grateful for another fab day of pageant prep! Thankful for my generous director @Vanbros for more dresses than I can even count and for my bestie @graceek for being the best shopping buddy a girl could ask for. #MissOKUSA #stage #makeup #practice w/ #amazing @makeupbymaskara
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