People can be dumb. We can all agree. Sometimes you are closer to them than you’d like (family, old friend, boss, etc.). For instance, I was riding with my friend recently when a cop pulled behind him. He proceeded to break the next available traffic law and after we got pulled over, looked at me and said “Had to do it. Sometimes they’ll pull you over if you follow the rules too carefully.” Below are some more of the dumbest things ever heard. Read them. Learn from them.

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