I’ve held many jobs, but one of my absolute favorites was working as a sales associate at Movie Gallery (RIP) in college. At least three times a week, either myself or my coworker/porn room enthusiast would buy a case of beer at the grocery store next door and we’d put it in the back office and get wrecked. I mean, how functional did I really need to be to check out copies of Larry The Cable Guy’s Delta Farce? Below are some more workplace NSFW stories that are sure to at least give you some bad ideas.

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