Whoever said revenge is a dish best served cold was not really that creative. If anything, revenge is always better when it’s hot. Put some jalapeños in someone’s food to make their tongue feel like it’s been trapped in a desert for two weeks. Now that’s good revenge. Here are five people who enacted some pretty messed up plans to get revenge on their exes.

That last one’s pre-meditated murder.

(h/t Mandatory)