Andrei Kirilenko’s playing career in the NBA may be coming to a close, but his legacy will live on for a long, long time. No, I’m not talking about his defensive prowess or his All-Star Game appearance, I’m talking about his wife, who shall forever be known as the coolest wife of all time. Andrei’s wife Masha Kirilenko, originally Masha Lopatova, who is a Russian pop singer, made her husband the greatest offer ever.
It’s not uncommon for pro athletes to cheat on their spouses. Unfortunately, this has been happening for as long as sports have existed and guys were forced to be on the road, away from their partners, for long periods of time. When you’re on a 14-day road trip across the other side of the country, arriving in a different city every night to a line-up of girls at your hotel room door, it’s hard to say no. Just ask Kobe Bryant. That’s why Masha decided to give Andrei one free pass a year. This way, he wasn’t as tempted to constantly cheat on her, because once per season he could actually get the urge out of his system.
Kirilenko, who’s currently playing pro basketball in Russia after starting this season with the Brooklyn Nets and being traded to the Philadelphia 76ers, played 13 seasons in the NBA. That’s 13 tough decisions he had to make. Whether or not he took his wife up on that yearly allowance is unknown, but props to her for negotiating that deal. Masha is pretty hot in her own right, so I just hope that Andrei never settled for worse.
Seriously, why would you ever cheat on THIS??