The inner circle of the celebrity dating circle is certainly an odd one. If you’re a celeb, then it’s like having super strict, overbearing Jewish parents who tell you “don’t date outside of the tribe!” I can just picture a publicist saying, in their best Yiddish voice, “why don’t you find a nice famous girl? I can set you up if you want.” Bottom line is, once you’re on the inside, it’s rare that someone strays away and dates a “normal person”. It’s not like Zac Efron is going to start going out with Laura from your high school, even though she was kind of a slut and threw the best parties. (However, I will continue my pursuit of Niykee Heaton.)
22-year old supermodel Toni Garrn knows the deal. After being romantically linked to Leonardo DiCaprio for quite a while, the blonde stunner is now getting close with NBA player Chandler Parsons. First of all, kudos to Leo. He’s 40 years old now and still rolling through 20-year old supermodels because it’s his favorite hobby. Secondly, the Dallas Maverick’s 26-year old, 6 foot 9 forward has something in common with Toni: they’re both models.
What’s the moral of this whole story? Well, a bunch of beautiful people are swapping fluids, basically. Here are some more pics of Toni!