Every season there are always dramatic storylines and controversies that happen in the NFL. Some have lasting effects on franchises for years and change the course of some athlete’s careers forever. But what if all the communication during the drama took place on Craigslist in the Missed Connections section? It would probably look a little something like this.

1. MATT STAFFORD

2. CAM NEWTON AND STEVE SMITH

3. TOM BRADY AND NEW ENGLAND FANS

4. CARSON PALMER AND OAKLAND RAIDERS

5. SEATTLE SEAHAWKS DEFENSE

6. JAY CUTLER

7. ANDRE JOHNSON

8. AARON RODGERS

9. RG3 AND KIRK COUSINS


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