Someone, somewhere decided that it would be a great idea to resurrect that old Robin Leach show Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous — that obnoxiously ostentatious display of American excess — but with the former Mr. Mariah Carey as the host.

According to The Hollywood Reporter:

NBC will shoot a new take on Lifestyles, which is said to be extremely different than Style’s take. The new version will focus heavily on Cannon’s point of view and include fun profiles on ultra-wealthy individuals with vibrant personalities, hobbies and tastes.

Because what the world needs — the broke-ass broke world — is Nick Cannon waving “vibrant” rich people in their faces.

Marc Bernardin is the Deputy Editor of He’s 30 percent sure that Nick Cannon is a gentle, caring lover.