I’m not scientist, but I do know that the moon has something to do with the tide of the oceans and that all that junk is related. If the moon gets too close to earth then everything would flood, or something along those lines. All I know is that the earth and it’s gravitational rotation is very specifically calculated and any sort of change or alteration to it’s dimensions could mess things up big time.
That’s why I’m shocked we didn’t have tidal waves and tsunamis all over the globe yesterday. Why? Because Nicki Minaj decided to moon us all on Instagram. She needs to be careful with that remarkable butt. Does she not know that with great power comes great responsibility? There she was, just wiggling that thing around, without a single thought to the dangerous repercussions it could have on our planet.
We’re lucky we got off without any disasters this time. Next time Nicki decides to flaunt her moon like that, she should be a little more careful.
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