This story appears in the March 2016 issue of Playboy. Subscribe

“The two sexes are on different timetables, and maybe it’s because guys see in black-and-white while women see in color. Men are very visual; women are cerebral. I’ve become cognizant of that as I’ve gotten older. It’s what makes it hard for us to communicate. But I don’t chastise men for it, because women are equally crazy. I want the genders to hear that and be okay with it. Own it.”

“Women’s magazines tell us if you don’t have your shit together by age five, you’re screwed.”

—Iliza Shlesinger hosts TBS’s new relationship game show, Separation Anxiety.