I have a feeling if Norman Rockwell were painting today, his works would include a lot less images of kids swimming or playing outside and a lot more of kids texting and watching hours of TV on their iPads. But what if we took Norman Rockwell’s iconic paintings and let teens give them a title or a short description? They’d probably turn out something like this:
I CAN’T EVEN WITH THOSE GLASSES RIGHT NOW. UM, HOW ABOUT YOU START WITH UNROLLING THOSE PANTS, K? DOES THE B ON YOUR HAT STAND FOR BASIC?
YEAH I’M VEGAN SOOOOO NO. ALSO THAT GUY ON THE LEFT IS LOOKIN’ THIRSTY AF. NO WAY I’M SITTING THROUGH THIS DINNER #SWERVE.
LMAO HE SRSLY WANTS TO ARREST HIM BUT HE CAN’T BECAUSE HE’S A KID. LOL, YOU MAD, BRO?
THAT JACKET THO
UM CAN YOU NOT? BCUZ IF ANYONE SEES ME TALKING TO A GUY WEARING THAT HAT I WILL LITERALLY DIE.
THAT FRUIT ON HER DESK TOTES ISN’T ORGANIC. EW. AT LEAST THEY WON’T HAVE HOMEWORK NOW. TURN UP!
HOW CRAY CRAY WOULD IT BE IF IT WAS A PIC OF J. LAW INSTEAD OF THIS THOT? OMG DEAD.
OMG ALL THE FEELS! HE BOUGHT HER FLOWERS TOO AWWWWW #SWAG. I WISH SOMEBODY WOULD DO THAT FOR ME. JUST SAYN, BAE.
#TBT TO MY #WCW
WHY ISN’T THIS A GIF? UHG. UNFOLLOWED.
Rob is a writer and comedian based in Louisville, KY. Follow @robfee on Twitter.