Are you stuck in a dead-end, low-paying job? Perhaps you should take a cue from Odette Delacroix (NSFW). The petite fetish model has made $184,000 by letting giant women sit on her and charging men to watch.
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.
“Being squashed pays so well, I’ve been able to go on luxurious holidays and I’ve bought a three-bed home,” Delacroix told The Daily Star. “It might sound like a strange career, but I love it.”
It does sound a bit strange, but it’s not as strange as getting paid to write about it.
But don’t quit your job just yet. There are some drawbacks to letting extremely overweight people sit on you. Apparently, when you’re beneath a pile of five women weighing a combined total of 1,750 pounds, it’s difficult to breathe.
“Some of my customers pay me to do ‘pigpiles’ where several, large women sit on me while I lie flat on a hard surface,” she said. “I’ve never had any injuries, but it can be dangerous - there’s a risk of suffocation.”
But despite the dangerous conditions she is forced to endure, Delacroix remains undaunted.
“I’ve been pressed against by women with 102ZZZ breasts and couldn’t breathe at all, yet I felt so calm,” she said.
Now that’s stoicism.
While Delacroix says she’s made $184,000 as a squashee, it’s worth noting that she didn’t specify the time frame. That’s a lot of money to make in a year. But if it took five years to accrue, maybe that admin assistant gig isn’t looking so bad by comparison.
Also, there’s always the matter of telling your friends and family what you do for a living. Luckily for Delacroix, her parents are very open minded.
“My parents could see that I was a lot more content and had less stress in my life,” she said. “They’re grateful that these women squash me.”
Just look at that contented face. What parent wouldn’t be grateful?
Jason Mathews is Internetting way too hard. Follow him at @jasonmathews316.