Ever look at someone’s selfie and think, “Man, that picture would look so much better if she was eating a pre-baked toaster pastry”? Well that person does exist.

One user of the dating site PlentyofFish.com decided to take the pictures of girls he met on the site and photoshop Pop-Tarts into the pics over their cell phones. Personally, I’m more into women who prefer the S'mores flavor but I can see the appeal of the classic Frosted Strawberry.

No word on how many dates he received after his photoshop exploits, but I think it’s safe to assume the number is 0.

Joseph Misulonas is an intern for Playboy.com. When not researching meals he can make in the toaster, he tweets at @jmisulonas.