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So…This New Swiss Coffee Shop Also Serves Oral Sex…

So…This New Swiss Coffee Shop Also Serves Oral Sex…: This image is from the movie 'Coffee Town' because I don't actually know what this brave new world looks like.

This image is from the movie 'Coffee Town' because I don't actually know what this brave new world looks like.

Fellatio Café isn’t just an attention-grabbing name. It’s the business plan for a coffee shop opening at the end of the year in Geneva, Switzerland. There, for a little more than $50, customers will get a cup of coffee. Insanely priced? No, not at all. Kind of a bargain actually. Let’s go back to the name.

Indeed, your wild idea is correct. At Fellatio Café, men can order a cup of coffee with a side of oral sex, which, all things considered, probably counts as the main course. I mean, really, the coffee is more of the gimmick here. I can’t imagine anyone being offered a blow job with their coffee—all of me hopes it’s offered as “cream”—and the customer being all, “Oh…um…sure, I guess I could for that.” These dudes are going to be saying yes before the server even starts the most loaded follow-up question in food service history.

This isn’t exactly new either. It’s a concept somewhat imported from Thailand, where every variation of coffee house probably exists. The idea could work well in Switzerland though, where prostitution is legal as long as the sex workers have permits.

There can’t be a better cup of (b)joe on the planet.

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