Militia leader Ammon Bundy has stated that his group’s occupation of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge headquarters in Burns, Oregon, could last for “years.” But in order pull off a long-term occupation, the estimated 15 - 25 people inside the building are going to need supplies: food, toilet paper, very small condoms, etc. And as Amanda Peacher of OPB News points out, it doesn’t look like these brave patriots came prepared for an extended stay:
However, a member of the group had the bright idea of asking the public to mail donated supplies to the group (although I’m guessing they’d prefer you don’t use the USPS):
As you might expect, the request for snacks was quickly met with mockery on the Internet (although in all fairness, what isn’t?):
However, some enterprising Reddit users took their trolling to the next level by (supposedly) sending the militia members “glitter bombs” and other useless supplies:
If anything is going to convince these men to stand down, it’s the prospect of having to subsist on sugar-free gummy bears. Well played, Reddit.