“Fuck” is a very versatile word that can be used in many different ways. Whoever runs Paris Hilton’s Instagram account just learned this the hard way.

But first let me take a #Selfie…

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I’m not being a grammar Nazi, and this isn’t exactly a mistake. However, the phrase “queen of fucking everything” is certainly open to different grammatical interpretations.

Was Hilton using “fucking” as a participle in an attempt to add emphasis to “everything,” or was she using it as a verb, thereby admitting what the rest of the world has long suspected?

Either way, I’m sure I don’t care.

(H/T: BroBible, which is the third hat tip I’ve given them today. I need to branch out!)