The below clip from the upcoming film Stretch captures an inarguably hot onscreen couple, Patrick Wilson (The Conjuring) and Brooklyn Decker (Battleship), in carnal embrace – except with none of the steam and dang! we’ve come to expect from a Hollywood sex scene. That’s because this is the taping, devoid of sultry music and fraught with the actors’ own self-consciousness.

This is what it’s like to act like you’re doing it. Goofy, huh? Wilson and Decker need not be too nervous, as director Joe Carnahan congratulated them on their “great fucking.” But the best part is the unintentional cinematographic double entendre toward the end where someone offscreen comments about how something – possibly the lens, the lighting, or something else – was “soft on her…” Ever the professional, Decker “ramped right into it.”