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14 People Who Have Had Sex With Crazy Tell Their Stories

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As a man who is drawn to eccentric females, I have once or twice had the misfortune of getting involved sexually with an unstable person. That is the nicest way to put it. Since we are sharing, the worst one was a cutter, addicted to OxyContin, and was sleeping with everyone she knew, eventually causing the demise of our friendship and the herpes she would receive after I was long gone. Here are some other stories of people who f’ed crazy and the results that followed.

1. Classic workplace romance

First it was just at work, where she took every opportunity to follow me around the premises whenever she could. Literally - like a puppy, and always talking about having sex again. I started feeling a little bad for her at this point and told her that I wasn’t really interested in a serious relationship. She then proceeded to ask everyone at work for my cell phone number, which some a-hole eventually gave her. Then the calls started. Sometimes 20 or more calls a day! I eventually spoke with HR at work about her following me all over the place and calling non-stop, and as a result she was put on probation. Two days later she just stopped coming to work. I asked my manager what had happened and he only replied, “She doesn’t work here anymore.” I found out that she had been fired for breaking into the manager’s office and stealing employee files. In particular MY employee files. That same night I came home to a wide-open front door. I immediately got back into my car and left and called to police. After I saw a few police cruisers pull into the parking lot I pulled in myself. I told one of the officers that it was my place and I had called about a break-in. He told me to wait in the cruiser and someone would be by to take a statement in a few minutes. A few minutes later I hear an ambulance. She had broken into my apartment, got into the tub and slit her wrists. Luckily she did it wrong and the ambulance got there quickly enough that she survived.

2. Take the good with the badd

Tore up my passport, diploma (two separate occasions), tried to hit me in the head with a heavy candlestick (whilst barring my exit from the apartment), stabbed with scissors, hit with frying pan, threatened to turn me in to the police for a fictional assault, got me fired, smashed a smartphone, smashed everything breakable in our apartment (twice), threatened to kill herself, and locked me out of the apartment countless times. Damn she was fine though.

3. Apparently she’s not a doctor

She stopped taking her meds because, “You make me feel better. I don’t need them when I’m with you.” She most definitely needed them. Apparently, I can’t cure bipolar disorder.

4. Never trust a person who wants to move to Florida

Met girl online, she seemed alright for the first two months. We then had a huge fight about us moving to Florida together. By us, I mean she had plans of moving there after her graduation and expected me to pack up and move with her. One day, I walk into her apartment and she tells me it’s over. I say ok and go to leave and she asks if I want to know why. So I agree and follow her into her bedroom and she has her laptop open to f***buddies.com with my picture on there and a profile. She claims I was cheating and that it was over. Messed up thing is she wouldn’t give me the password for the profile she created so I could at least see if I got any matches.

5. Sounds like at least four too many

She had 5 “miscarriages” after we had sex once…

6. What happened next?

She told me that having a threesome with her mom would be the next step.

7. Was it on fire?

He peed on my mini-fridge.

8. That’s why you always give a fake name

I caught her in a bunch of lies and found out she had cheated on me multiple times so I broke it off. Well little did I know she had gone through a bunch of my stuff and knew enough of my personal info (SS#, DOB, etc.) to log into my account through the college and dropped all of my classes. Of course this was the kind of thing that I didn’t notice right away so I had to go through a huge ordeal to get it sorted out. I couldn’t prove that she had done it, even though she admitted it to me, so she faced no consequences.

9. Well at least she was honest…

We decided we were going to have sex together for the first time. She had joked around before this that sex was similar to religious experience for her. I laughed it off and we proceeded to have some of the best sex I’ve had. She’s getting really into it and asks if she can be on top to finish off. I happily oblige. As soon as we get a rhythm going again, she starts yelling and chanting a bunch of nonsense sounds. I freak out and push her off. Apparently she literally meant sex was a religious experience and had started praying in tongues while riding me. She told me that I interrupted her worship and that I would burn in hell.

10. At least it was the one after

She murdered the boyfriend after me. True story.

11. Are you sure you didn’t give her AIDS?

I met a girl at a bar and went home with her. She was pretty nice, we had a pretty nice time. I’m driving home the next day and I get a text from her, “You gave me AIDS.” I don’t have AIDS. She doesn’t have AIDS. We’ve both been tested since then and of course we’re both negative. But she still texts me every few weeks saying I gave her AIDS. The weird thing is every time she texts me I end up going over there and having sex with her again. Then she texts me after and says I gave her AIDS. This is still going on.

12. Seems like an overreaction

So there was this girl I knew once. She was cute, a freak in the bed, and most important of all, she tolerated me. After a few years, after announcing my love for her, we got engaged. It was awesome. Shortly after that, I walked in on her having sex with a co-worker. After announcing my displeasure at this while looking for the best object with which to bash his car window in, she left with him. A little while later, she decided that I was in the wrong and decided to retaliate. Being a perfectly rational human being, she burned my house down.

13. She just really liked chicken

She used to buy these rotisserie chickens and pick on them over time and leave them in the fridge. Well there was a chicken that had been in there for clearly a bit too long, pretty much picked clean, so one of my roommates tossed it to make room for groceries, thinking nothing of it. Crazy was out late, around 1 a.m. there was an anguished scream from the kitchen. Seconds later she’s banging and screaming at the door to my room. "MY CHICKEN RAN AWAY” “What?” “MY CHICKEN IS GONE! IT WAS IN THE FRIDGE AND IT’S GONE, IT MUST HAVE RAN AWAY!” inconsolable sobbing

14. That’s crazy

Being older and her being so far out of my league I fell hard for her but she just kept getting crazier and crazier, if we fought on the phone she would drive and sit outside my apartment but would tell me she was in another town. She used to say things about how if I would “get rid of her dad” for her she would do the same for anyone in my family I didn’t like. The only catch was I had to sew his lips shut so for once in her life she would have the last word. If we were not spending the night together we would wear our earphones and sleep while we were on our phones so she could hear me sleep. I once told her that she scares me always talking about death and killing etc. She told me that willing to kill your lover is the truest sign of love. Finally it all blew up and she informed me that she was going to break into my place, kill my pets and use a chemical to burn my tear ducts out then disappear. She said she would return years later when I was happy and then kill any living thing in my life at that time that made me happy but I wouldn’t be able to cry because my tear ducts were gone.


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