I have never personally been banned from anywhere that I am aware of, but I have been present when friends of mine have been. I was getting drunk at the Harrah’s casino in Kansas City and told my friend to join me. He was not yet 21 and tried to use a fake ID. They took him upstairs promptly and blacklisted him forever. Another friend was banned from a strip club for “inappropriate touching.” I was getting a lap dance, so I couldn’t tell you what happened, but he will not be back at Sammy’s in Birmingham, Alabama. Here are some other folks’ stories of the places they aren’t allowed to go back and why.

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