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If You Want That Raise at Work, Science Says You Should Be Having More Sex

If You Want That Raise at Work, Science Says You Should Be Having More Sex: Mirror U.K.

Mirror U.K.

If you’ve ever wondered why you’re not making more money, it may be because you’re not making enough love.

According to the Daily Mail, all you need to do to get that big raise is to get freaky at least a few times a week.

Employees who have sex two or three times a week earn 4.5 per cent more than those who have sex less often.

Even if you have health problems, the more sex you’re having, the higher your salary will be.

And workers with health problems who are sexually active earn 1.5 per cent more than those with similar ailments who are not sexually active.

And as much as it’s going to sound like I’m making this up, the study will be published in the International Journal of Manpower (I swear that’s a real scientific journal and not an 80’s hair band).

The study also found that individuals with health problems had less sex, therefore making less money overall.

Workers taking medication were 5.4 per cent less sexually active, those with diabetes 2.4 per cent less and those with arthritis and rheumatism 3.9 per cent less.

It found that disabled employees are 13 per cent less sexually active than those without disabilities.

People whose health is impaired face a 9.5 per cent productivity penalty at work, while there is also a health-based discrimination factor on the order of 8.9 per cent. The research showed disabled employees therefore face lower wages of 18.4 per cent as a combined factor.

And those with heart problems, such as coronary heart disease and angina, are a whopping 11.4 per cent less sexually active, the study found.

What are you doing still reading this? If you want more money, stop reading and start humping!

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