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Pittsburgh Man Robs Bank with Vibrator

Pittsburgh Man Robs Bank with Vibrator: NBC

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NBC News reports that Pittsburgh man Aaron Stein will be charged with aggravated assault, robbery, threatening to use a weapon of mass destruction, and using a facsimile weapon of mass destruction.

But not just any facsimile weapon of mass destruction. The item in question was most certainly a vibrator.

Stein pulled into a local branch of the PNC Bank in Crafton and according to local police “stated he had a bomb, showed the teller wires hanging out from his shirt, and demanded cash.”

Stein was quickly pulled off the interstate, where officers found a garbage bag full of stolen money and the device used to rob the bank. Police chief Mark Stumpter described it as such:

“a makeshift box he made out of a box, black tape, vibrator and cellphone,” Sumpter said.

A bomb squad detonated the device as a precaution.

As of this writing, no other sex toy related crimes are in progress, but be safe out there, because you never know what kind of sex toy wielding madman is lurking just around the corner.

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