I am blessed with something my girlfriend finds fascinating: a curved penis. The problem: How do I measure it? Around the outside curve, it’s eight inches; along the inside, it is a little more than six. Would I be dishonest to boast the eight inches? Also, do you know of any sexual positions that take advantage of a penis that is crooked?–R. B., Phoenix, Arizona
Dishonest, no. Tacky, yes. You would probably fare better with a policy of truth in advertising. Many women have seen eight inches, or six inches, but both at the same time? For positions, try something known as the Captain Hook. Have your girlfriend lie on her side on a desk or tabletop. Stand facing her and use the long or the short of it, as you prefer.
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