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Advisor: How Do I Avoid the Inevitable at the Nude Beach?

Advisor: How Do I Avoid the Inevitable at the Nude Beach?: JLT

JLT

My wife and I plan on visiting a nude beach this summer for the first time. I’m concerned that ogling the nude women adorning the beach will make my appendage stand out like a swollen thumb. I want to avoid this embarrassment and not spend the day with my head in the send. Any tips on keeping too much of a good thing down?A. O., Portland, Maine

Burying your head in the sand won’t work. Try a different part of your body. You could take along a portable cassette with the collected sermons of Jerry Falwell. You could listen to the Cubs on the radio. You and your wife could spend all morning in bed, so that by the time you got to the beach, there wouldn’t be a hormone alive in your body. Our guess is that the natural anxiety of the situation will curb your arousal.


This question is from the JUNE 1986 issue of Playboy. To read more from the Advisor column, click here.

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