We love Playmates. We love Christmas movies. We had some free time on our hands. What happened next should not surprise you.

Kassie Lyn Logsdon as Buddy the Elf

She just wanted a hug.

Pamela Horton as Cousin Eddie

Full shitters have never been sexier.

Dani Mathers in Home Alone


Irina Voronina as Ralphie from Christmas Story

Don’t tell anyone, but she wants an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle for Christmas.

Kassie Lyn Logsdon in Die Hard

Yippee ki-yay!

Dani Mathers as Tiny Tim

God has blessed us, everyone.

Pamela Horton in It’s a Wonderful Life

Nobody loves that wonderful old savings and loan more.

Dani Mathers with Another Look from Home Alone

Buzz, your girlfriend … reow!

Irina Voronina as Ralphie in the Bunny Suit

Hey, want to see how that bunny suit came off?