We love Playmates. We love Christmas movies. We had some free time on our hands. What happened next should not surprise you.
Kassie Lyn Logsdon as Buddy the Elf
She just wanted a hug.
Pamela Horton as Cousin Eddie
Full shitters have never been sexier.
Dani Mathers in Home Alone
Irina Voronina as Ralphie from Christmas Story
Don’t tell anyone, but she wants an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle for Christmas.
Kassie Lyn Logsdon in Die Hard
Dani Mathers as Tiny Tim
God has blessed us, everyone.
Pamela Horton in It’s a Wonderful Life
Nobody loves that wonderful old savings and loan more.
Dani Mathers with Another Look from Home Alone
Buzz, your girlfriend … reow!
Irina Voronina as Ralphie in the Bunny Suit
Hey, want to see how that bunny suit came off?