I’m having one of those morning. You know the kind; where you just spend way too much time browsing the Internet, looking at pole-dancing videos on YouTube. Wednesdays, AM I RIGHT??
This all started when I stumbled upon the impressive Maddie Sparkle and her wonderful move called ‘The Satellite’.
This is so so impressive to me. Pole dancing is one of those things I could never even fathom being good at. I’m 6 foot 3 and 260 pounds… I get sore just thinking about attempting something like that. However, I do know that my friend Crystal is incredible at that stuff, so I asked her opinion. She told me she can do 'The Satellite’ as well, only she does it with a slight variation that somehow makes it look even more impossible. It looks like this:
She also told me that I should check out Anastasia Skukhtorova, who’s apparently like the LeBron James of pole dancing. As someone who has no clue what’s good and what’s bad, I can confidently say she’s very good.
So, how was your morning?
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