Twitter’s a great place to throw out corny jokes that no one will think are funny except for the three people who follow you. Unfortunately it also means opening yourself to the wrath of online trolls. Porn stars probably get it worse than most people, due to the lascivious nature of their work. So it would make sense that they’d have a stockpile of perfect responses when someone attacks them online.

A religious nut went after male porn star Tommy Pistol on Twitter and told him to repent for his sins. Tommy had the perfect comeback.

The Troll’s Attack

Tommy’s Response

That certainly would be an interesting confessional.