St. Patrick’s Day is the time where people around the world pretend they’re Irish, go out to their nearest pub and buy a Guinness. And while most people use the holiday as an excuse to get wasted, some people actually honor the Irish and all their contributions to mankind. And if some of those contributions give pleasure, then even better.

In honor of St. Paddy’s Day, Pornhub’s released a series of charts showing how their traffic is affected by this honored holiday. Take a look:

No increase in search for “Ginger”? Seems like that would be an obvious one…

Are Irish people only attractive for one day a year?

Apparently the English are still upset about the whole “Independence” business. Do you think they also boycott the site on the Fourth of July as well?

All the Irish people must be passed out by 6 p.m., so they can’t visit the site.

We’ve truly made this a very classy holiday.