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For right now, I will praise 21-year-old rapper Post Malone. Because for all his questionable grooming choices and musical deficiencies, he’s one hell of a friend. Case in point: Over the weekend while hanging at Coachella, Post decided to order $8,000 worth of Popeyes to satiate his famished crew and fans. Watch this TMZ video to see the Postmates delivery guy roll up with 10,000 Popeyes biscuits in his trunk:
However, as a rapper, Post Malone isn’t especially good. The Justin Bieber crony is best known for his 2015 hit, “White Iverson,” which is all about how he thought he looked like a white version of Allen Iverson after getting braids in his hair. The song objectively sucks, but it reached number 14 on the Billboard Hot 100 and landed the kid a record deal before he could legally drink, which are two things I have yet to accomplish, so I can only hate so much.
Hey, why NOT blow that sweet “White Iverson” money on 10,000 Popeyes biscuits? Better than using it to buy shampoo and conditioner. I would now like to be Post Malone’s friend now, so long as he provides me with a steady supply of baked goods and keeps a safe distance from me until he showers.