According to local news channel KAIT, a man in Jonesboro, Arkansas–who was just trying to cook himself a grilled cheese sandwich–was instead admitted to a local hospital after his pregnant girlfriend stabbed him early Tuesday morning.
Police said the man’s girlfriend, Shavonne Walker, became angry with him for an unknown reason and began to interfere with him cooking the sandwich. She then allegedly grabbed a knife and tried to stab him, which he was able to knock out of her hands. But he says Walker soon grabbed scissors and stabbed him so deep that it hit one of the bones near his waist.
Walker said her boyfriend started the altercation by throwing food out of the refrigerator and onto the floor, and that she was only trying to defend herself.
The man was treated for stab wounds at a nearby hospital and is expected to make a full recovery. Walker was arrested and charged with domestic battery. No word on the state of the grilled cheese, which reportedly did not even have bacon on it.