President Barack Obama now has his own Twitter account. That’s good news for your Uncle Mike, who can use the new @Potus handle to accuse the President of murdering Ambassador Christopher Stevens instead of using the less effective #Obama hashtag.

In the past, the president has occasionally utilized @BarackObama for Tweets. However, the account is run by Organizing for Action, a community organizing group. The @WhiteHouse account is used as a mouthpiece for the executive branch regardless of who is in power. According to Time Magazine, the new account is under Obama’s direct control, and will remain with him after he leaves office rather than transferring to the next President.

The bio for Obama’s new account, @Potus, simply reads “Dad, husband, and 44th President of the United States.” His first tweet was equally mundane, at least at first glance.

After reading that tweet, I can’t help but wonder who “they” are. But if I had to guess, I’d say Obama is referring to the shadow government that pulls his strings. But why did the Reptilians wait until now to allow Obama access to Twitter? Was there outside pressure from the Rothschilds, or was this decided at Bilderberg? Regardless, one thing is certain: The @Potus account is just another way for the government to monitor your porn consumption. Wake up, sheeple!

(H/T: Gizmodo)