There is nothing more American than surveying all the candidates running for president, studying where they stand on the issues and Googling “Canadian citizenship certificate.” If you are the type of voter who holds your nose and chooses a president by eliminating the candidates you would NEVER vote for, you might find our anti-profiles of each presidential candidate helpful.


Click each presidential candidate’s black-and-white creeper photo to find out why you should not vote for them.


STILL IN THE RACE

DONALD TRUMP

HILLARY CLINTON


DROPPED OUT, BUT READ IT ANYWAY

BERNIE SANDERS

TED CRUZ
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Photo illustration by Playboy; Image: © Justin Lane/EPA/Corbis

JOHN KASICH
MARCO RUBIO
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Photo illustration by Playboy; Image: © Rick Friedman/rickfriedman.com/Corbis

BEN CARSON


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