The Germans have a word — schadenfreude — for “pleasure derived by someone from another person’s misfortune,” and I like to apply it beyond people. Take this can of silly string for instance. Don’t you practically cheer on its wholly misfortunate destruction? Of course you do! Watching random things get crushed is one of the best things about the internet. The only thing that could make it better is slow motion. God, I could really go for some slow-mo action right now.