This week, a New Jersey mom was taking in a screening of the savagely panned animated flick The Emoji Movie with her kids when suddenly, she was appalled to see a guy in the back with his hands down his pants, and so told the movie theater staff to stop the miscreant masturbator, per The Hollywood Reporter. Initially the man was asked to zip up and leave, free to pleasure himself in another picture house. But after a short police pursuit, the perp found his way to the cops, who then cited him for lewdness and sent him on his way.

Look, when some dude jacks it to a kids’ movie about smartphone icons, it’s really just a bummer all around. Obviously this is something no one should ever do, because it’s illegal, and when children enter the fray, it’s fucking immoral and repulsive. But if you do foolishly decide to have a solo session during a Monday matinee, at least maybe go see something with a hard R or a RottenTomatoes score higher than 6%. I dunno, like Baby Driver? That can’t be any less weird than finding material stimulating enough in the goddamn Emoji Movie to get you all hot and bothered.

But this isn’t the first time someone’s been busted for beating off at the multiplex. No doubt you remember the time Paul Reubens (a.k.a. Pee-Wee Herman) was arrested in 1991 for masturbating in a Sarasota, Florida adult movie theater, or when lovable character actor Fred Willard got in trouble in 2012 for “engaging in a lewd act” in a similar Hollywood theater. Both of those well-known arrests occurred in X-rated joints, however; here are four more times regular guys recently felt the urge to spank it at the plain-old public cinema:

December 2010: A man in South Carolina was reportedly flagged for openly flogging it to Part 1 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in his local theater. Was it during the scene where a hologrammed Harry and Hermione share a passionate, maybe topless makeout session? No one can say for sure. But probably.

December 2015: Police cuffed a Chicago man for sitting naked in the front row of an Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Christmas showing. The less said about this one, the better.

June 2016: In an incident that took place at a movie theater, but not in a movie, a New Jersey truck driver exposed himself to the theater manager. The incident wasn’t sexual, according to reports. The man just really wanted to show his new pal an injury that resulted from a 16-hour erection, which is actually pretty impressive, now that we think about it.

February 2017: A French man was allegedly charged with public indecency when he masturbated during Fifty Shades Darker while sitting in the same row as two local military police officers. The twist? His wife was there to witness the whole thing. No word on whether or not she helped him get off.