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11 Hilarious Times People Were Caught Banging in Public

Public sex can be an exciting way for couples to spice up their love life. However, there’s always the risk of someone catching you in the act and posting your intercourse on the Internet. I guess if you can’t stand the heat, don’t bang in Taco Bell kitchen. Here are some hilarious stories of people getting caught “doing the dirty deed” in public.

CO-WORKERS HAVE AFTER HOURS FUN AS BAR WATCHES ACROSS THE STREET

Daily Mail

Daily Mail

Work relationships are never a good idea. But getting naughty in front of your office windows is especially ill-advised. A couple of co-workers in New Zealand decided to get funky late at night when everyone else was gone. One problem: Everyone in the pub across the street could see their entire liaisons. The bar patrons took photos and recorded video of the entire incident and uploaded it on the Internet for the world to see.

Their HR Department was not pleased.


COP DECIDES TO DISPENSE SOME SEXUAL JUSTICE

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There’s always stories of women flirting their way out of tickets. Well this cop wasn’t having it. He wouldn’t let this perp go without taking it all the way. Next time he should probably wait until he’s out of his uniform. Or it’s night. Or he’s in private. Basically this guy doesn’t seem to have much foresight, which is worrying for someone who’s supposed to be protecting the public.


DELAWARE DELINQUENTS DEFILE DUNK DONUTS DUMPSTER

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It’s almost St. Patrick’s Day, which means people everywhere will be engaging in a lot of stupid shenanigans (which we assume is an Irish word). But no one will beat this couple for poor decision making. A couple of University of Delaware students decided to get it on next to a dumpster behind a Dunkin’ Donuts. They probably thought they were being discrete, but clearly they were not. Maybe next time they should get in the dumpster to handle their dirty business.


THREE OLD MEN DRESSED IN TENNIS SKIRTS CAUGHT FORNICATING IN ENGLISH PARK

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A family was walking through a park when they encountered three old men “in their 70s or 80s” having sex while wearing tennis skirts. I guess if you’re going to risk doing something like this in public, you might as well do it to the max.


ESTONIAN COUPLE CAUGHT KNOCKING BOOTS ON TOP OF A BRIDGE

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This story combines two risks in one act. First they had to climb all the way on top of the bridge (which looks fairly high), then they had to start getting it on. Let’s hope their lovemaking wasn’t too raucous and cause them to fall off…


OF COURSE THE ELDERLY COUPLE CAUGHT HAVING SEX AT A RETIREMENT HOME LIVE IN FLORIDA

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In a story that could only happen in Florida, a couple was caught having sex at a retirement home. The woman was 68-years-old and the man was 49, making this a classic wild cougar attack. Ironically, the retirement home they live at is called “Florida’s Friendliest Retirement Hometown.” It certainly lived up to its name.


ELDERLY COUPLE GET FRISKY IN THEIR CAR OUTSIDE A BARBECUE JOINT

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An older couple were cited for indecent exposure after getting caught getting naughty in the backseat of their car in the parking lot of a barbecue restaurant. Not sure if this couple just really loves ribs or if there was some Cialis involved.


COUPLE SHOWS THEIR DEVOTION BY GETTING IT ON OUTSIDE A CHURCH

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Some people undergo intense religious experiences when they go to church, but usually that doesn’t result in arousal. But that happened to this Oklahoma City couple. We’d say God will punish them, but it looks like crystal meth’s already done most of the work for him.


COUPLE DECIDES TO BUMP UGLIES ON THE ROOF OF A CHIPOTLE

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Chipotle can bring the crazy out of anyone. So when this couple decided to climb onto the roof of the popular chain and get it on, it really shouldn’t have been that surprising. When cops arrived on the scene and told them to stop, the couple “continued for 15 to 20 seconds more.” It apparently takes this guy longer to finish a burrito than bust a nut.


COUPLE GETS SO TURNED ON AT ‘FIFTY SHADES OF GREY’ EVENT, THEY MAKE SOME MOVIE MAGIC OF THEIR OWN

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The Las Vegas Erotic Museum hosted a Fifty Shades of Grey event for the release of the movie adaptation of the popular book. It must’ve been a pretty hot exhibit, because this couple couldn’t wait to get home before getting off. Luckily the surveillance cameras caught all their naught actions, which is far more interesting than the Fifty Shades movie.


GOOGLE STREET CAR CATCHES COUPLE HUMPING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

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It’s always funny to see someone on Google Maps getting caught doing something embarrassing when the company’s Street Car decided to photograph the area. Usually it doesn’t involve any fornication. Well this Australian couple needed to pull over to the side of the road to “get busy,” and were caught and exposed on Google Maps for the world to see. Couldn’t they have just stayed in the car?


(h/t Mandatory)

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