Why? Why did you click on this? You don’t really want to see this. Trust me. Instead, maybe stare at the sun for a few hours, or chug some sea water… anything would make you feel better than watching this. I’ve seen it and I don’t think I’ll ever be the same.

In what would have been surprising news in the 1980s but isn’t surprising at all in 2015, Randy Quaid and his wife Evi have posted multiple sex tape videos to their Vidme account. At nearly 80 minutes the whole thing will leave even the toughest stomaches churning.

Between sex acts, the couple rambles on with conspiracy theories about how certain people are out to “fuck” Randy Quaid over. One of these people is Rupert Murdoch, to which Randy’s wife dawns a Rupert Murdoch mask as he “fucks” him/her.

Honestly, the whole thing is a major bummer, but if that’s your thing and you still want to see the VERY NSFW videos, click here. But don’t say you weren’t warned. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go throw up for days.