Pokémon Go will either save this country from itself or be the final and strangest thing we disagree on and ultimately destroy each other over. If you’d rather not find out and wholly encourage our populace to be captivated by the beautiful and splendid animals of the real world, that totally makes sense (though, at the same time, Team Mystic 4 lyfe). There are creatures already out there that are essentially Pokémon anyway. You just have to remember how crazy existing animals’ powers are.