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Aspiring Reality Star Adds Third Breast (Yes, There’s Video)

Aspiring Reality Star Adds Third Breast (Yes, There’s Video): Photo credit: @JasmineTridevil

Photo credit: @JasmineTridevil

Two’s company and three’s a crowd, but apparently not when it comes to boobs. At least that’s the attitude of one Florida woman who underwent plastic surgery to add a third breast to her chest.

Her name is Jasmine Tridevil, because clearly this is the work of Satan. She spent $20,000 on the surgery in hopes of landing her own reality show on MTV, meaning her boob addition is really an investment in the future similar to buying real estate. In a radio interview, she said 50 doctors all refused to perform the surgery, probably because they assumed they were being pranked.

Finally one willing (read: horny) doctor agreed to add the third mammary. Unfortunately the surgeon could not construct an artificial areola, because modern medicine is still in the Dark Ages when it comes to artificial boob creation, so she had one tattooed on. Because what could be more ridiculous than a fake third boob missing a nipple?

Jasmine’s posted a few pictures and videos on her Twitter account, including one where she eerily sways in front of a mirror while listening to “Creep” by Radiohead (appropriate!).

At this point it should be mentioned that this could be a hoax. How many stores offer three-cup bras and bikini tops? And she’s only tweeted 11 times since creating her Twitter on August 13th, which is restrained for an aspiring reality television star with two surgically enhanced breasts let alone three. She also said in her radio interview she received the surgery “a few months ago,” but it’s hard to believe she could walk out of that hospital without being mobbed by TMZ or the National Enquirer.

But if this story is real (which it probably isn’t), the entertainment industry will probably take notice. Three-breasted women have been featured in a number of pop culture classics, from Total Recall to American Horror Story.

While her surgery may open a few entertainment doors, it also closed some in her personal life. It’s hard to believe many men will find the three-boob look appealing, and you probably wouldn’t want to meet the men that do find it sexy. Luckily for Jasmine, this is exactly what she wanted. She told Real Radio 104.1, “I got [the surgery] because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men.”

Mission accomplished.

UPDATE: As we suspected, it was a hoax. As no one suspected, we created a timeline so that we can re-live this magical week forever.


Joseph Misulonas is an intern for Playboy.com. He can be found on Twitter at @jmisulonas.

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