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Remember When Jason Statham Was a Music-Video-Shiny-Sexy-Boy For Hire?

Remember When Jason Statham Was a Music-Video-Shiny-Sexy-Boy For Hire?:

Mr. Jason Statham has built quite a handy movie career for himself as a lean, bald, charming, body-count creator in films ranging from Furious 7 and the Transporter films to The Italian Job remake and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. He’s a man’s man who can take care of himself and spit out lines in a working-class British accent that recalls a Michael Caine who spent a shitload of time in the gym.

But there was a time before this Statham appeared in Hollywood. There was a time when all he wanted to was dance:

…and DANCE:

Listen: We are not ones to judge how a man puts food on the table. If you’ve gotta nair your whole body and cover it with glitter paint before shaking your moneymaker, you do that shit, son. Just know that internet archaelogists are gonna find it and tell everyone.


Marc Bernardin is the Deputy Editor of Playboy.com. He, too, has done things in the desert that he would rather no one discover. Bad things. Illegal things. Needful things.

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