Some geniuses who like the concept of a literary phallic symbol have applied it to the beloved Harry Potter books of our childhoods.

It’s become a bit of a movement on Tumblr: People are selecting passages from the books and replacing the word ‘wand’ with the word 'penis.’ Ten points for Gryffindor!

The results are pretty funny:

Of course, the people of Twitter have weighed in, too.

Stay classy, Tumblr.