It really is good to be the champ. Aside from the parades, parties, respect from your peers, adoration from fans and that sweet championship ring, there are other perks to winning the NBA Championship that you may not even consider. How about free pizza slices at the local diner? What about the free car rentals? Or the fooling around with porn legend Lisa Ann? Or the… wait a second. What was that last one?
Yep, you heard that right. According to Lisa Ann herself, she’s been hooking up with a member of the championship Golden State Warriors. She wouldn’t reveal who the player was, and I’m not here to speculate, but… wait, that’s exactly what I’m here to do. She said that it’s a young, single, popular player. She also said that said player offered to be her “Master P” (no, not the “Make Em’ Say Uhh” guy… P as in Pimp) for the rest of the league, introducing her to other players. That’s a whole other can of worms, though. With the young, single, and popular criteria in mind we can start to narrow it down.
There are three young, single, and valuable members of the team: Klay Thompson, Harrison Barnes, and Draymond Green. Now, Harrison Barnes is a super-innocent Christian who had his first sip of alcohol during the team’s locker-room champagne celebration. He doesn’t strike me as the “Master P” type, so I’m eliminating him. That leaves Klay, who has been known as quite the ladies man, and Dray, who would shock nobody if he were the culprit. Either way, hats off to whoever it is, because it’s Lisa Ann for Efron’s sake!! Just look at her!
#Determination THE BIG ONE…. I have been determined my entire life. To live my way, play by my rules and live a life filled with Zest! When you pair Enthusiasm with Determination you have a combination that you will never conquer. It is all in the power of the mind. My mind, my will & my desire bring me here. I am in a place that I love. 43 and Who I want to BE! More time in my life to live at a better pace, hard work pays off! #workhardplayhard
#Focus A powerful word & an even more powerful thought. I am committed to it, I focus on the positive, I focus on the future and I focus on all things that make me proud, inspired and strong. The focus on my diet is giving me the edge I need to continue to run faster, work out harder and sleep better! #eatpaleo #chlorophyll
#Motivation The incredible determination I have to enjoy a new life, created by a better schedule, more freedom & flexibility with my workouts & my new diet. A new found level of motivation only inspired by an overwhelming amount of hate. Yup I said it, my least favorite word, but it’s real. I turned the negative energy into positive power.. #ilethatemotivate
Ah, it’s good to be the champ!
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